He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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