I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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