that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize
