am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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