Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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