Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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