He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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