Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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