It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I need to align my fucking chakras
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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