So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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