I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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