Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
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