god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
The best revenge is premature balding
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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