Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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