Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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