She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
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