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the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
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