Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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