only if we run a train.
done.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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