My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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