You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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