He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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