how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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