but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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