My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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