this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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