Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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