pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I need moral support for this bender
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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