He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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