new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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