so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
