what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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