just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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