he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
