But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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