She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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