I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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