He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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