problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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