Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Barsexuality is the new black.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Randomize
