I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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