you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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