i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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