Where is the hickey?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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