You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I smell like Dick and happiness
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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