But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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