Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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