He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
You were trust falling into bushes
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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