Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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