This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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