Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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