Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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