Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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