Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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