As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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